AI slop checker

Readers decide in seconds whether a post was written by a person. They are not reading for word choice; they are spotting shapes: the "it's not this, it's that" swerve, three short sentences in a row, a one-word question answered by itself, a list of three in every paragraph, a dash every other line, a tidy moral at the end. Paste a LinkedIn post, an email or an article draft and we mark every one of those shapes in your text, say why it reads as machine-made and what to do instead. Then we run the skim test: we read only the first line of each paragraph, the way a busy reader does, and tell you whether that alone carries something specific. Nothing you paste is sent to an AI.